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Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and James Van Der Beek…in Green Bay, WI

In new news on October 1, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Look who a friend spotted at my hometown at Lambeau Field of the Green Bay Packers after a game! Celebs galore, and in Green Bay!?! (yes, that Packers are that awesome)…here’s my little celeb feature for the month. This has already exploded all over the internet…but since i can actually stake some kinda claim to the girl IN the pics, here we go:

J.T. chillin outside the stadium


Girlfriend Jessica Biel (still!?) chillin as well


James Van Der Beek…J.T. is shotgunning a MillerLite in the background! LOL

britney spears lost her kids.

In new news on October 1, 2007 at 2:10 pm

thank god.

that girl needs: detox, therapy, and no more black fishnets and black pleather outfits.

Branding in Movies and TV

In new news on September 26, 2007 at 7:00 pm

remember back in the day when you couldn’t mention actual brands on tv, in commercials, or in movies?

in commercials, they’d say “the other leading brand”, and in movies and on tv it would all be generic random items.

now days, you can fully say…our chicken is better than mc donalds or whatever.  which is helpful…because “other leading brand” seems sketchy, like i can’t really trust that.

well, NF and i were talking about this, specifically on tv shows and in moves. and now they have product shots all over the place! think about how much money is being made with that? a sip of a pepsi here, checking email on an iBook there…we are constantly inundated with marketing messages in anything we watch on a screen nowadays.

commercials before theater movies…i thought that was quite rude and intrusive, but of course now i’m used to it.

what’s next?

commercial on your cell phone before a call is made?  sheesh!

mike tyson on melrose

In new news on September 8, 2007 at 5:53 pm

here he was…nice satin pink striped button up, eh? hehe…

blog views.

In new news on August 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm

haha…i just got like 300 extra page views TODAY because of my Beyonce posts. people love them some Beyonce. especially when she does stupid shyt like fall on her ass and then tell media to not play the video.

beyonce is scared.

In How to be a Princess, new news on July 30, 2007 at 12:27 pm

so Melissa informed me that Beyonce made YouTube pull every single video of her falling on her face during her concert. she is obviously scared what the rest of the public will think of this accident. it would show she is human and does normal things like trip and fall on your face when your on stage in front of millions of people bucking around and whipping your weave like a headbanger.

hopefully you saw it already…cuz the vid i had previously posted no longer plays!

i think it would have been more admirable to leave it up…kinda a bitch-move if ya ask me.

flavored water coming out of a faucet is weird.

In new news on July 28, 2007 at 2:56 pm

but i’m sure, given how popular flavored water is these days, that people will purchase the water purifiers with the flavored water cartridge. something about that just doesn’t seem right to me. but who am i to judge?

i thought things had calmed down…

In new news on July 24, 2007 at 10:27 am

but no. i know lindsay lohan’s “i have a sober-ankle-braclet-thingy” on thing was going to be short lived. i figured she just pulled that sucker off while she partied anyway.

basically, this stupid bitch drank a shitload of liquor, did a buncha coke, then her Personal Assistant quit on her (gee, wonder why)…then the ex-P.A.’s mom came to pick up her daughter and her daughters things, and then psycho-Lohan raced after her in a car chase, while fukt up, until she crashed her Mercedes on Sunset Blvd and got arrested.

and to think, i was going to have an update on how white-trash-mom Britney Spears is…Lindsay definitely stole the show…for now…muahahah.

there is no way i will be able to take Britney’s new video, or Lindsay’s new movie seriously.

here is a pic of Lohan, with writing from Perez:

what the…!!

In new news on July 5, 2007 at 1:38 pm

this makes me queezy. 

“A 6-year-old girl from Edina, Minn., survived after sitting over an open drain in a wading pool and having most of her small intestine sucked out of her body.”

“the suction from the uncovered drain ripped a two-inch tear in her rectum and ‘basically disemboweled her by pulling out her small intestine, almost all of it.'”
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what the mother-eff!

In new news on June 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm

“The girl’s feet were completely amputated just below the ankle Thursday afternoon while riding the Superman Tower of Power at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville. “

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what a bloody mess…hopefully nobody got hit in the head by a flying foot! so disturbingly tragic! i knew there was a reason why i was in complete terror when i went on the Chicago – Great America version of this same ride, the “Condor”.